songofages:

thatthingididonetime:

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

I didn’t know how much I needed this gif

I know who’s gonna die in his next book

(Source: horstnordfink)

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 67539

mymiracleislyrical:

j0shgad:

pippin?

more like

image

pimpin’

Well I’ll sing you the story of a fresh prince with swag
Had all the bling he wanted, didn’t want what he had

(Source: officialarnoldcunningham)

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 937
ARTIST: Franz Ferdinand
TITLE: Take Me Out
ALBUM: Franz Ferdinand

sensualpuddingradio:

Take Me Out | Franz Ferdinand

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 711
Dauntless:yolo
Amity:ily
Candor:tbh
Erudite:fyi
Abnegation:wbu
3 hours ago |  via |  source | 9948

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 18800

Half female, half male. 

Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male and one side female.

(Source: asapscience)

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 176803
ARTIST: diet
TITLE: I Can't Sit Still
ALBUM:

floral-grey:

http://dietnyc.bandcamp.com/

yo listen to them

They have free music and dont suck

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 103
There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

— ― Lemony Snicket (via psych-quotes)
3 hours ago |  via |  source | 821

nikkileedolls:

Skid Row after the concert

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 467

holy-dildo:

death noot

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 48696

9tailsz:

x

(Source: evilivan)

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 159208

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

(Source: ragdollvera)

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 128519

New Avengers v1 #53

(Source: ikolism)

3 hours ago |  via |  source | 1501