The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

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xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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shonen protagonist:i'm gonna be the best ______ in the world
shonen antagonist:you'll never be the best
shonen protagonist:*kicks their ass*
shonen antagonist:who knows, maybe... maybe this kid could do it after all...
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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

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iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

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How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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varsityrider:

beben-eleben:

Coca-Cola Invents 16 Bottle Caps To Give Second Lives To Empty Bottles [x]

THIS IS AWESOME WHAT A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE

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ms-missingyou:

rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

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this-one-bites:

When the batteries in your vibrator die suddenly
image

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tomscholes:

itscolossal:

Tiny Embroidered Animals by Chloe Giordano

Another one of those always reblog situations :)

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